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TOP 10 SECURITY ESCAPES!

Who doesn't love a great security escape? Whether you're roofing, train surfing, crane surfing, elevator surfing, bus surfing, urbex, or whatever else, if you can add the wow-factor of a security escape, you earn big style points! As always, we condemn such behaviour [sarcasm] and we are unaware of any illegal activities in these videos. Let's start the countdown...

 

10. Usamalama - It's Safer This Way

Usamalama and friends did their parkour thing on the room of some building under construction. When confronted by security, Usama made his own dangerous exit by going down some scaffolding. The guard yelled "Oi! Don't go that way!" Usama's response: "It's safer". LOL

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9. Escape from Thailand 'Pay a Fine' Racket

Ally Law and friends climbed to the top of the 54-floor / 615-foot high Lumpini condominium building in Bangkok Thailand. It wasn't long before before security escorted them downstairs and wanted to make them pay an arbitrary fine. They eventually made a run for it. This video was been taken down by the tyrants at YouTube, but you can watch it here by becoming a subscriber.

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8. Dying Llama - Where do I go?...Run for it!

After climbing on a Hong Kong rooftop spire, Dying Llama and friend were certainly spotted because a security guard was waiting on the roof. Somehow this security guard allowed Llama to walk right back into the building stairwell. Maybe it was Llama's casual demeanor that suggested that he was just an average guy who got 'lost' on the roof? (LOL) Llama wisely went down the stairs to the 28th floor to wait for an elevator. Somebody, likely security, was apparently heading up the elevator to the 30th floor to detain him. Displaying more good security escape technique, Llama took the stairs further down, then apparently traversed across the building to another elevator. Later, he entered the garage. When immediately confronted by security, Llama again played the 'just-some-guy-who-got-lost' card before making a run for it.

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7. Shiey - До свидания everybody!

With a little help from Poison, Shiey left some Armenian security guards angry, frustrated, and very confused. This escape was unique because the guards had Shiey surrounded. He was climbing on the very observation disk that they protect, yet, they did not have access to the lower part of it to arrest/detain Shiey. Shiey eventually just went down and hid under the dish. There was nothing the guards could do. And, so they waited... and waited... and waited. From their perspective, like magic, Shiey just vanished. The guards were left confused and frustrated.

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6. The Little Nuisance - Bamboozled Security Guard

The Nuisance got followed around by a very determined but athletically challenged security guard in Malta. When The Nuisance jumped down a 7 foot wall, the security guard was suddenly perplexed. Panic set in, as he now had to run around the parimeter to keep up. He ran right, and so The Nuisance ran off with a nice head start to go along with his superior stair running ability. In short order, Mr Security Guard was left in the dust. This was quite the hilarious chase!

 

5. FBI's Most Wanted - (Intense Security escape) Sneaking into NewYork construction site

These here trash-talking security guards must have been paid more than minimum wage. "Where you goin'? You ain't goin' f***** nowhere" -- Famous last words! He got away with a little 'help' from his friend. It's New York, where shoplifting is essentially legal. So, a little roofing never hurt anyone. DISCLAIMER: Check local laws before physically resisting security guards. Do security guards have the right to physically detain people?

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4. Shiey, Poison - Run to the Hills

Reminiscent of Rambo running to the hills in the movie First Blood, Shiey, Poison, and 'the other guy' had to bail out of a freight train at the Italian/Austraian border after being spotted. Like in First Blood, a helicopter was sent out to try to locate them. Luckily, they were not spotted -- We know it ended badly for the cop in the helicopter in the movie First Blood.

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3. Dying Llama - Police! Don't Move!

Dying Llama and friend picked the wrong door during their escape from a building in New York City. His friend got caught, but Dying Llama has able to scale walls and other obsticles, before finally finding an open door which led to a McDonald's restaurant below, where he casually walked out.

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2. Ally Law - 02 Arena Escape to Subway

After evading security by hiding out for over an hour high up in one of the towers above London's O2 Areana, Ally Law and friend got spotted on the way down. They got detained by security, but Ally finally made a run for it. At one point he runs down the up escalator at the subway station - WATCH

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1. FinClimbs - Paris Police Chase Subway Surfers

This escape was amazing, and sadly it has been scrubbed off the Internet. Arriving at a crowded train station not far from the Eiffel Tower, a pack of train surfers were seen by everyone including 3 French police officers. Apparently, all or most of them got away. At one point, one of them had to reverse course by running back up the subway exit stairs and then run back into the subway area. Waiting passengers actually seemed to be cheering on their escape! The video was unfortunately removed. By the Marxists at YouTube? Hopefully FinClimbs reposts it on Rumble.

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